tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4515316355943537192011-07-30T14:24:27.457-07:00Funny World provides you smile and fun. Funny World make for your smile and fun.Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.comBlogger291100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-2411604673482705832010-06-17T06:42:00.001-07:002010-06-17T06:42:52.151-07:00<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}"><span class="UIStory_Message">Queen<br />Elizabeth and Santa were having candle light dinner...</span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}"><span class="UIStory_Message">Queen: Pass<br />the wine you divine!!!</span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}"><span class="UIStory_Message">Santa thinks: How poetic...Santa: Pass the<br />roti you MOTI!!!</span></h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-241160467348270583?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-22036458674949043942010-06-04T22:35:00.000-07:002010-06-04T22:36:03.886-07:00<span id="ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder1_ListView1_ctrl0_ctl01_JoxLabel">A man is talking to God.<br /><br />The man: "God, how long is a million years?"<br />God: "To me, it's about a minute."<br />The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"<br />God: "To me it's a penny."<br />The man: "God, may I have a penny?"<br />God: "Wait a minute.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-2203645867494904394?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-79182404461297927312010-06-04T22:33:00.000-07:002010-06-04T22:35:18.403-07:00<table style="margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px;" width="230px" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr> <td> <br /></td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 5px 0px;"> <span id="ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder1_ListView1_ctrl0_ctl03_JoxLabel">IN NEW ZEALAND THERE IS A BABY BORN<br /><br /><br />HIS WEIGHT IS 80 KG .... IT INCREASED UPTO 280 KG<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />IN 15 DAYS<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />INCREDIBLE BUT TRUE<br /><br /><br />ANSWER;;;;;;;BECOZ BABY WAS AN ELEPHANT</span></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-7918240446129792731?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-8616722743143017552010-05-29T00:20:00.001-07:002010-05-29T00:20:17.105-07:00<table style="margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px;" width="230px" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr> <td> <br /></td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 5px 0px;"> <span id="ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder1_ListView1_ctrl0_ctl03_JoxLabel">Bania's son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.<br /><br />Kanjoos Bania took him outside &amp; said: Voh dekh kya hai?<br /><br />Son: Suraj<br /><br />Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu</span></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-861672274314301755?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-3953354717273936202010-05-29T00:17:00.001-07:002010-05-29T00:17:21.582-07:00<table style="margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px;" width="230px" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr> <td> <br /></td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 5px 0px;"> <span id="ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder1_ListView1_ctrl0_ctl01_JoxLabel">In a football match.<br /><br />Lalu: Ye log ball ko pair kyun maar rahe ne?<br /><br />Sardar Ji: Goal karne ke liye.<br /><br />Lalu: Par ball to pehlan hi gol hai, aur kitni gol karengey ?</span></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-395335471727393620?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-5316965241726927342010-05-24T00:01:00.000-07:002010-05-24T00:02:12.799-07:00<div class="entry"> <p> <strong>Santa:</strong> Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.</p> <p><img src="http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/tigers.jpg" alt="tigers.jpg" /></p> <p>Banta: Phir kya hua?</p> <p>Santa: Maine Sher se kaha,<strong> “Pehle tum karlo</strong>, mera toh ho gaya hai.”</p> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-531696524172692734?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-7550337302004259922010-05-23T23:59:00.001-07:002010-05-23T23:59:42.344-07:00<table style="margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px;" width="230px" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr> <td> <br /></td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 5px 0px;"> <span id="ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder1_ListView1_ctrl4_ctl03_JoxLabel">Raat ko Santa P K lauta; Biwi ki daant se bchne k liye bdi si Kitab lekr pdhne lga<br />Biwi-P K aye ho?<br />Santa-Nahi To!<br />Biwi-Phir Suitcase khol kr kya bak-bak kr rhe ho</span></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-755033730200425992?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-24618723714040292762010-05-23T23:57:00.000-07:002010-05-23T23:58:22.361-07:00<div class="entry"> <p> <strong>Two married friends</strong> Rahul and Rohan talking on the topic of the married woman,</p> <p>Rahul: Wife ko begum kyun kehte hai?</p> <p><img src="http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/begumwife.jpg" alt="begumwife.jpg" /></p> <p>Rohan: Kyuki shaadi ke baad uske saare gum husband ke hisse mein chale jaate hai aur wife begum ho jaati hai…</p> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-2461872371404029276?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-21794695965238637352010-05-23T23:56:00.000-07:002010-05-23T23:57:02.877-07:00<table style="margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px;" width="230px" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr> <td> <br /></td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 5px 0px;"> <span id="ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder1_ListView1_ctrl4_ctl01_JoxLabel">Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya Asar Parega?<br /><br />Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain<br /><br />Police: To Ghar Me Karo<br /><br />Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?</span></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-2179469596523863735?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-30382913332332701212010-05-23T23:55:00.000-07:002010-05-23T23:56:04.535-07:00<table style="margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px;" width="230px" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr> <td> <br /></td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 5px 0px;"> <span id="ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder1_ListView1_ctrl3_ctl01_JoxLabel">Banta: U cheated me.<br />Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.<br />Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio<br />says This is all India Radio!</span></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-3038291333233270121?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-70323308827845793132010-05-23T23:51:00.001-07:002010-05-23T23:51:45.864-07:00<table style="margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px;" width="230px" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr> <td> <br /></td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 5px 0px;"> <span id="ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder1_ListView1_ctrl0_ctl01_JoxLabel">3 cheeti line se jarahe the 1 cheeti ne kaha mere peeche two cheeti hai 2 ne kaha mere age one cheeti hai aur mere peeche one cheeti hai 3 ne kaha mere aage two cheete hai aur peeche bhi two cheeti hai. ab aap batao a kaise ho sakta he<br /><br />socho<br /><br />socho<br /><br />aur socho<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />kyounki 3 cheeti ne jhoot bhola tha.</span></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-7032330882784579313?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-84361464304319703202010-05-23T23:49:00.000-07:002010-05-23T23:50:35.071-07:00<span id="ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder1_ListView1_ctrl1_ctl03_JoxLabel">Life before marriage is AIRTEL<br />” u can express ur self “.<br /><br />During honeymoon is RELIANCE-<br />” Always get in Touch “.<br /><br />After Honeymoon is VODAFONE<br />” Wherever u go ur wife network follows”.<br /><br />After one year Life is IDEA<br />” ur wife can change ur life “.<br /><br />After 10 years Life is BSNL<br />” Subscriber is not reachable “?????????</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-8436146430431970320?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-55397768368226176432010-05-23T23:47:00.002-07:002010-05-23T23:49:09.318-07:00<table style="margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px;" width="230px" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr> <td> <br /></td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 5px 0px;"> <span id="ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder1_ListView1_ctrl1_ctl01_JoxLabel">salesman:hamare dukan me sab ku6 milta hai,<br />customer:kutte ke khane ke biscuit hai,<br />salesman:yahi per khaoge ya parcel de du!</span></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-5539776836822617643?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-52312928396196130942010-05-23T23:47:00.001-07:002010-05-23T23:49:28.526-07:00<table style="margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px;" width="230px" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr> <td> <br /></td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 5px 0px;"> <span id="ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder1_ListView1_ctrl0_ctl03_JoxLabel">Sardar: Yaar meri biwi paani se bahut darti hai.<br />Frnd: Tujhe kaise pata?<br />Sardar: Dopahar ko ghar aaya to woh bathtub mein security guard k sath naha rahi thi.</span></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-5231292839619613094?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-11415521522459838912010-05-23T23:44:00.000-07:002010-05-23T23:45:12.508-07:00<div class="entry"> <p> <strong>Shaadi ke doosre din</strong> beti apni maa se: Meri unse ladai ho gayi!</p> <p><img src="http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/mother.jpg" alt="mother.jpg" /></p> <p>Maa: Shadi mein jhagde toh hote rehte hai fikar mat karo.</p> <p>Beti: Woh toh thik hai par ab <strong>“LAASH”</strong> ka kya karu?</p> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-1141552152245983891?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-32669801097609072192010-05-23T23:41:00.001-07:002010-05-23T23:41:53.151-07:00<div class="entry"> <p> Santa: Yaar aaj pehli bar maine accha kaam kya, jiss par logon ne mujhe bohat mara!</p> <p><strong>Banta: Woh kya..</strong></p> <p>Santa: Ek makan mein aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch log thay, maine window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahar nikal diya.</p> <p><img src="http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/firefighter.jpg" alt="firefighter.jpg" /></p> <p>Banta: Toh logon ne kyun mara</p> <p>Santa: Yaar, kyun ke woh sab log <strong>fire fighter thay!</strong></p> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-3266980109760907219?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-68529194525934225362010-05-23T23:39:00.000-07:002010-05-23T23:40:08.757-07:00<div class="entry"> <p> Chhote: Woh ladki <strong>kitni sundar hai!</strong></p> <p>Bade: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.</p> <p><img src="http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cashier.jpg" alt="cashier.jpg" /></p> <p><strong>Chhote:</strong> Kya naam hai uska?</p> <p>Bade: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”</p> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-6852919452593422536?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-9694233223386376952010-05-23T23:37:00.000-07:002010-05-23T23:38:39.180-07:00<div class="entry"> <p> <strong>Customer:</strong> Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.</p> <p><img src="http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cow-milk.jpg" alt="cow-milk.jpg" /></p> <p>Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.</p> <p>Customer: Theek hai toh phir <strong>bakri ka de de.</strong></p> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-969423322338637695?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-44740838010844938202010-05-23T23:36:00.000-07:002010-05-23T23:37:27.717-07:00<div class="entry"> <p> Ek aadmi bada <strong>dukhi tha!</strong></p> <p>Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho.”</p> <p><img src="http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/plastic-surgery.jpg" alt="plastic-surgery.jpg" /></p> <p>Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko <strong>plastic surgery</strong> ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!</p> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-4474083801084493820?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-26471724727930417122010-05-23T23:32:00.000-07:002010-05-23T23:33:26.749-07:00<div class="entry"> <p> Wife: Aap <strong>bahut mote</strong> ho gaye ho.</p> <p>Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,</p> <p><img src="http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/fat.jpg" alt="fat.jpg" /></p> <p>Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!</p> <p>Santa: Main bhi toh<strong> baap banne wala hoon.</strong></p> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-2647172472793041712?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-56957751289440525312010-05-23T23:31:00.000-07:002010-05-23T23:32:13.464-07:00<div class="entry"> <p> <strong>Pappu </strong>ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye.</p> <p><img src="http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/pappu.jpg" alt="pappu.jpg" /></p> <p><strong>Kuch der baad</strong> toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha tha bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki, “Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya <strong>naan nikal de!”</strong></p> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-5695775128944052531?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-59410086436075646132010-05-23T23:30:00.001-07:002010-05-23T23:31:12.346-07:00<div class="entry"> <p> <strong>Ek larka</strong> apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.</p> <p>Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?</p> <p><img src="http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/cellphone.jpg" alt="cellphone.jpg" /></p> <p>Dear, <strong>sweetu ya jaanu.</strong></p> <p>Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.</p> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-5941008643607564613?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-9295309010111684222010-05-23T23:30:00.000-07:002010-05-23T23:31:06.360-07:00<div class="entry"> <p> <strong>Ek larka</strong> apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.</p> <p>Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?</p> <p><img src="http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/cellphone.jpg" alt="cellphone.jpg" /></p> <p>Dear, <strong>sweetu ya jaanu.</strong></p> <p>Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.</p> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-929530901011168422?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-69958365359669061192010-05-23T23:28:00.000-07:002010-05-23T23:29:39.009-07:00Pathan Kaun banega crorepati mein:<br /><br /><p>Q: What is you father name?</p> <p>Pathan: Plz Options?</p> <p>A. Dilawar<br />B. Changez<br />C. Feroz<br />D. Sultan</p> <p><img src="http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/tvshow.jpg" alt="tvshow.jpg" /></p> <p>Pathan: <strong>Life line 50/50</strong></p> <p>A. Dilawar<br />C. Feroze</p> <p>Pathan: Audience Vote.<br />75% Dilawar<br />25% Feroze</p> <p>Pathan: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”<br />Kisko call karengy?</p> <p>Pathan: <strong>Apne baap dilawar ko!</strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-6995836535966906119?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-78650505271210235632010-05-23T23:27:00.001-07:002010-05-23T23:27:59.956-07:00<div class="entry"> <p> Mallika arrived at a <strong>Railway Station</strong> for a shooting.</p> <p>Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.</p> <p>Malika gave him 1000 Rs.</p> <p><img src="http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/beggar.jpg" alt="beggar.jpg" /></p> <p>Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?</p> <p><strong>Malika:</strong> Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!</p> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-7865050527121023563?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-34931711612682495482010-05-23T23:22:00.000-07:002010-05-23T23:26:48.118-07:00<div class="entry"> <p> Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe <strong>lohay ka bed</strong> banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”</p> <p><img src="http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/electrcbed.jpg" alt="electrcbed.jpg" /></p> <p>Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”</p> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-3493171161268249548?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-61494410620883335872010-05-23T23:19:00.000-07:002010-05-23T23:20:21.736-07:00<div class="entry"> <p> Ek sardar doosre se keh raha hai ke “Maine machcharo ko<strong> ullu banaya !”<br /></strong><br />Second Sardar: <strong>“Kaise?</strong>“</p> <p><img src="http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/mosquito-coil.jpg" alt="mosquito-coil.jpg" /></p> <p>First says: Maine <strong>mosquito coil</strong> mere bajuke room mein lagaya aur main apne room mein soya. ha ha ha ha…..</p> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-6149441062088333587?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-72416784302610094842010-05-23T23:17:00.000-07:002010-05-23T23:18:40.820-07:00<div class="entry"> <p> <strong>Santa:</strong> Why didn’t you marry?</p> <p>Banta: I was searching for an <strong>ideal match.<br /></strong><br />Santa: So, you didn’t find an ideal girl?</p> <p><img src="http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/friend1.jpg" alt="friend1.jpg" /></p> <p>Banta: I found one.</p> <p><strong>Santa: Then?</strong></p> <p>Banta: She was also searching for an ideal match.</p> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-7241678430261009484?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-451531635594353719.post-81741588354790696432010-05-23T23:02:00.000-07:002010-05-23T23:12:51.145-07:00<p> <strong>Subedar Santa</strong> and Subedar Banta were in the same regiment in the British Indian Army, they were inseparable friends and spent their evenings drinking together.</p> <p>The partition separated them as Subedar Santa passed away in a war. To keep his friend<br />’s memory alive, Subedar Banta always filled two glasses with rum and water and sipped from each alternately!</p><p><img src="http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/drinkingatpub.jpg" alt="drinkingatpub.jpg" /></p><p>When somebody asked him why he did so, he explained: <strong>“This glass is Santa’s</strong> &amp; this one is mine. So I take a sip from each, One on behalf of santa, the other for myself.”</p> <p>Suddenly one evening Banta was seen with only one glass on his table. He was asked what happened.</p> <p>He replied, “You see, I have given up drinking but Santa’s not. So I’ve put away my glass and am drink only<strong> on behalf of my friend.”</strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/451531635594353719-8174158835479069643?l=funnyworld999.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12158706612472629975noreply@blogger.com0