Queen
Elizabeth and Santa were having candle light dinner...

Queen: Pass
the wine you divine!!!

Santa thinks: How poetic...Santa: Pass the
roti you MOTI!!!

A man is talking to God.

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute.

IN NEW ZEALAND THERE IS A BABY BORN HIS WEIGHT IS 80 KG .... IT INCREASED UPTO 280 KG IN 15 DAYS INCREDIBLE BUT TRUE ANSWER;;;;;;;BECOZ BABY WAS AN ELEPHANT

Bania's son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do. Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai? Son: Suraj Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu

In a football match. Lalu: Ye log ball ko pair kyun maar rahe ne? Sardar Ji: Goal karne ke liye. Lalu: Par ball to pehlan hi gol hai, aur kitni gol karengey ?

Meri toh ho gayi hai

Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.

Banta: Phir kya hua?

Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, “Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.”